Well, I can no longer say I haven't broken bones or gotten stitches.
This morning I was rushing out the door to get the garbage outside for the garbage man, and I fell down my stairs.
I called in sick to work and went to the Dr. Turns out I broke my butt. the dr. gave me some pain meds and said it would take 3-6 weeks to heal. I'm so excited, it really hurts when I'm walking fast, bending, or getting ready to stand or sit.
Hopefully it will heal fast so I don't have to worry about it.